The story is told about a psychiatrist who told his patient: “I am not aware about your problem, but I understand that you think you are God, so perhaps, we should start at the very beginning.”
And the patient responded: “Yes, Doctor. You know, in the beginning, I created the heavens and the earth…”
And the patient responded: “Yes, Doctor. You know, in the beginning, I created the heavens and the earth…”
A little girl became restless as
the priest's sermon dragged on and on.
After some moments she whispered
to her mother “Mom, if we give him
the money now, will he let us go?”
Regular naps prevent old age...
especially if you take them while driving.
especially if you take them while driving.
A baby mosquito returned after its first flight
among humans. When its father asked him
how it was, its response: “It was wonderful!
Everyone was clapping for me!”
among humans. When its father asked him
how it was, its response: “It was wonderful!
Everyone was clapping for me!”
There was a little kid who hated
Mathematics so much that he wrote:
“Dear Math, please grow up soon,
and solve your own problems!”
Mathematics so much that he wrote:
“Dear Math, please grow up soon,
and solve your own problems!”
Did you notice how single ladies would come together to catch the bridal flower because it is said that the one who catches it would be the next bride? Just wondering – would people do the same if this were done in funerals?
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A little girl who asked her mother: “Mom, why is my hair black and your hair is gray?”
The mother responded: “My child, every time a child misbehaves, the mother’s hair turns gray!”
“Oh, now I know why grandma’s hairs have all turned gray!,” said the little girl.
A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come into outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working.
He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments.
Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, “Can I help you?”
The man said, “Yeah, I’ve come TO ACTIVATE your phone lines.”
He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments.
Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, “Can I help you?”
The man said, “Yeah, I’ve come TO ACTIVATE your phone lines.”
A small child with a bad cough was taken
by her parents to a hospital emergency room.
A nurse, examining the child's lungs
with a stethoscope, told the child,
"I have to see if Barney is in there."
"I have Jesus in MY HEART," the child replied.
"Barney is on MY UNDERWEAR."
A wife told her husband, “Honey, I’m quite bothered. I remember you owed our neighbor who was buried today some money.” The husband said, “Don’t worry honey. I made a check to his name, and inserted it in his coffin before he was buried.”
by her parents to a hospital emergency room.
A nurse, examining the child's lungs
with a stethoscope, told the child,
"I have to see if Barney is in there."
"I have Jesus in MY HEART," the child replied.
"Barney is on MY UNDERWEAR."
A wife told her husband, “Honey, I’m quite bothered. I remember you owed our neighbor who was buried today some money.” The husband said, “Don’t worry honey. I made a check to his name, and inserted it in his coffin before he was buried.”